Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there

“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”

Sloppy Joe Biden by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024

Sloppy on a Budget 

A makeshift fleshlight, woven from toilet paper into a hollow cylindrical shape, and lubricated with either warm water from the sink, or water from the toilet in desperate situations.

"Dude, I've been so pent up lately, I had to resort to making a Sloppy on a Budget in the breakroom."

Sloppy on a Budget by stat1cn0ise April 2, 2024

Sloppy Theo

Tater tots with butter chicken curry on top (no rice), placed into a bun. Can be served at funerals or marriage anniversaries, or given to guests at a haunted manor.

I mean, yeah, Aunt Greta isn’t coming back, but fuck, dude, I get a Sloppy Theo! Who gives a shit?

Sloppy Theo by kidekii April 13, 2024

Sloppy Joe

When someone with dementia sucks you off with a mouth full of dip.

Grandma gave me a sloppy Joe.

Sloppy Joe by Sky-Daddy April 22, 2024

Sloppy nose 

Basically like calling someone goofy but can have multiple meanings such as stupid ,annoying, cringe ,weird,idiot ,clown, asshole ,ugly ,retard, spaz and more

Bro wtf are you tlaking about man shut the fck up you got a sloppy nose bruh .. saying that to the guy wh osaid something dumb such as did you know traffic lights were originally purple rainbow and eggpoop coloured

Sloppy nose by Alehlete June 20, 2024

Sloppy Elephant

When a person with a penis tucks their penis between their legs and inserts it into their own ass.

We really gave ourselves a sloppy elephant when we implemented that change no one wanted to use.

Sloppy Elephant by Noxid625 July 8, 2024

Sloppy Swaggy 

When one smacks his creamy erect penis in his or hers face then mistakenly jabs her in the eye with the tip of his giant cock while screaming swag!!

I mistakenly gave my girl a sloppy swaggy when I poked her in the eye with my giant horse meat while I proceeded to tell her how swag it was on the top of my lungs.

Sloppy Swaggy by Bruniikswag July 12, 2024