Sock-a-nuts

is when your nut sack hangs down to your kneecaps

Man you got Sock-a-nuts it looks like somebody threw two walnuts into a sock.

by Bibly November 7, 2012

Sock Buddy

The act of masturbating and before your final climax you throw a sock over your penis to capture all of your "Ingredients". Also very washable and easy to conceal...

Jenna: Dude, your socks always look kinda crusty what's the deal?

Me: Oh that's just my sock buddy. No biggie!

by Deathofme November 14, 2012

sock mead

a type of fermented beverage made by inmates. Made from water, sugar and an old sock (for the yeast).

I just heard this today from a guy who works in a jail and a paramedic who were joking about the substances inmates come up with on their own.

"This guy was drunk off of sock mead."

by dori1977 December 12, 2012

Solo Sock

A term used to describe a guy who crashes at your place, and uses one of his socks to masturbate with, leaving him with only one. But he wears it anyway.

Apparently he played for team "solo sock" last night. He could have at least taken the other off when he came to breakfast.

by WhiteManFlail December 17, 2012

Sock Name

A name given to a person that's been socked

the term is gender-less

Ben:alex got socked.
James:Damn,whats his sock name.
Ben:they now call him tupac.

by thisnigga August 4, 2013

Sock Disrespect

When someone insults the color, style, or quality of construction of your socks.

Eric: "You've had enough to drink", -begins dragging Pete away from the booze-

Pete: -Noticing Eric's knee-high scarlet socks, deals out some Sock Disrespect-"Fuck you and your socks!"

by Sophisticated Gremlin May 14, 2012

Medicated the Socks

to distribute or disseminate information via social media.

That youtube video was so great; I've medicated the socks.

by gollumullog March 15, 2011