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《¤》pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 I《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

Putting your chin on the left shoulder of someone you´re currently hugging is a clear indicator for the fact that you want to bang that person right then and there.
by Iwantalekstocuminsideme January 4, 2018

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

by skkeet2k17 December 14, 2017

When you get slapped by someone who has turned their engagement ring over so that when they slap you with their ring it will add +20 strength and +15 bleed damage.
Mark: Don't talk back to me
Jules: *turns her ring over so the pointy side is showing*
Mark: Are you going to hit me diamond side down? I got that for you bitch
Jules: *slaps him diamond side down*
Mark: Whore now I'm bleeding!
Jules: *turns her ring over so the pointy side is showing*
Mark: Are you going to hit me diamond side down? I got that for you bitch
Jules: *slaps him diamond side down*
Mark: Whore now I'm bleeding!
by kenndedy October 4, 2022

Often said to a male when he is either complaining about something inane or performing a manly action poorly. It insinuates that he is female, he is menstruating, and that he placed the sanitary napkin to catch the flow with the sticky side towards his genitalia. This causes obvious pain, which leads to both anger and poorer performance all around. Ask any woman over the age of 13 who has used pads. She'll know.
(At shooting range) "Dude, you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn!" "Shaddup, it's the sights are off!" "Whatever, man, sticky side out."
by minameismud May 2, 2011

Did you see him tap-out? I even put A little sauce on the side of that choke when I held it to long!
He totally had it coming
He totally had it coming
by WeAreUFC June 21, 2025
