Dream sexual

Stop simping for the awful Minecraft creator dream. You don’t even know how he looks like.And he will never notice you so stop simping for him.
Person 1: Hey what’s your sexuality?
Person 2: I’m dream sexual owo
Person 1: Bye!
by wooshudied January 23, 2022
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"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
by Narmak2 April 23, 2024
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not homo just sexual

when ur not gay but would go gay for sex
I swear, I am not homo just sexual. so don't tell anyone about this ok?
by Swaggyanimebabe April 29, 2020
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sexual friday

when your bald buddy is horned up on a Friday and it becomes sexual... on Friday.
"yo bro, did u hear it's sexual Friday? We should make a pizza"
by KanyeBible August 25, 2023
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KJ-sexual

A definition of kids on the internet who absolutely DICKRIDE the roblox strongest battlegrounds playing youtuber who was formerly in the discord packing community, KJ.

They are like Packgodsexuals but the dickriding is crazier because they dickride KJ SO HARD to the point his dick is about to fall off, they often say that they are the best packers and shit like that with their overinflated ego after SIMULTANEOSLY getting BITCHED for the 10000000th time on Discord, They are one of the GRIPPIEST form of dickriders in the Discord packing community.
Person 1: Im a KJ-sexual!

Person: Great! i recommend you to kill yourself.
by AnasThePacker September 13, 2024
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I, ANgel Jose Robles Am Immature Whilst Having Sexual Intercourse So I, ANgel JOse RObles Will NOt Utilize The Angel Number "'696'" Robles Jose Angel, I
I, ANgel Jose Robles Am Immature Whilst Having Sexual Intercourse So I, ANgel JOse RObles Will NOt Utilize The Angel Number "'696'" Robles Jose Angel, I
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Toe sexual

Toe sexual is when you have a really strong attraction to sucking someone's toes and that's the only thing from the human body you are attracted to
This is how toe sexual is being defined :
Someone : hello!!! Wanna have sex 😩😩😏
Someone else : sure, but the only thing I will suck from you is your toes, sorry
by Jsjssjs September 26, 2020
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