dog person

a person who likes dogs (feet) a little too much, someone with a foot fetish

a: “i’m having lunch with todd this afternoon”
b: “oh, be careful, I hear todd is a dog person”
a: “thanks for the tip. i’ll be sure to keep my shoes on”

by goldfish cracker #34 November 5, 2023

that sounds like a personal problem

Every single teacher when I make sense in an argue ment

Me: teacher the homework isn’t loading

Teacher: well how about you load it

Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading

Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem

by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder

When you have the magical ability to do multiple Scottish voices, ranging from Team Fortress 2 to Austin Powers to Shrek.

Jerry: What's up with Bob McLock?
Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.

by I am related to Chuck Norris August 19, 2022

Person

A disgrace to everything that is to exist.

'I am a person and I hate it.'

by anonymous January 26, 2023

Very Nice Black Person

A form of saying the N word in a friendly way.

dude1: Yo bro look at this very nice black person.
dude2: bro just say nigga, nobody is watching us.

by meowmeowmewmewmreowmrrpmreow<3 July 15, 2024

Personal security

When they mesmerize having you wrapped up in a warm colcha next them 24/7

David Omar daydreams on having his new friend as personal security while he preps healthy meals all day.

by Sota November 2, 2017

bus person

when there is a situation where you would normally call someone a retard or retarded but you dont want to be offensive so you say that they are a bus person instead.

“why do you think she would do that?”
“cuz shes the biggest bus person ive ever met”

by godofthebuspeople September 23, 2021