Cheese My Elk

Phrase used with old person who asks nosy questions about your dating life

Dave: Hey, Kai, what’s the name of that girl you’re taking to the dance and what’s her GPA?
Kai: Hey, Dave, cheese my elk.

by Woofmutt February 28, 2022

THATS MY PURSE

When a little kid is getting bullied and goes to the women’s self defense course at the ymca and then kicks the bully in the groin

Bobby: THATS MY PURSE I DON’T KNOW YOU Bobby: kicks Peggy in her yuh huh. Peggy: I have no testicles Bobby where’s your secret weapon now. Random kid: SHE BLUFFING FINISH HER

by Yourmommyfattest January 14, 2021

My Political Views

A variable that changes with the people I'm trolling.

My political views? Depends on who I'm trolling.

by gela-kela May 21, 2021

visualize my asshole

The automatic response a thoughtful person utters aloud when being subjected to the absolutely inane and painfully unclever bumper sticker that reads: Visualize Whirled Peas.

Why don’t you visualize my asshole?

by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2021

my life sucks

So does mine.

my life sucks

by WRFEGrewdwerg May 15, 2016

harshing my mellow

Bringing down my good mood.

I didn't like her.. she was really harshing my mellow, man.

by Julia May 7, 2005

harsh my mellow

to be a killjoy. to ruin someone's happiness, whether they are drunk, or just really happy, with sad news or drama.

mellow, in a good mood, then someone tells you something saddening. u harshed the mellow.

"dude. your house is on fire."
"damn. you totally harsh my mellow."

by kiley hamre November 28, 2007