Werthers Originals sweets, sold in small boxes or bags. Purchased by the elderly, especially in a Petrol Stations. Great queue former, as they are usually placed right on the bottom shelf and it takes the elderly a fucking age to get up and down. Poor replacement for Simpsons travel sweets that are rarer than rocking horse shit at the moment, so much so there is no shelf space for them, great source of entertainment for an overworked and underpaid customer assistant!
“Three packs of nonce nuggets and a lucky dip for Saturday night.
“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
by Cacker Man April 01, 2023
A fucking heinous slur, practically a war crime. This insult has the ability to mentally destroy someone in a way that shouldn't be possible on a mortal plane of existence.
by duderuthless January 18, 2021
by Joe mama ate you February 12, 2021
by Obama Bin Laden June 10, 2024
One of the amazing chicken nuggets being sold at McDonalds or as know in Australia as Maccas. You can buy packs of 3, 6, 12 and 24. THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL! While buying them you can choose from many different sauces, sweet and sour, tomato and many others.
Me - I love maccas chicken nuggets, can we go buy some from Maccas?
Papi - Sure but you gotta give me one!!!
Papi - Sure but you gotta give me one!!!
by GachaPumpkin August 24, 2018
It's like a power bottom in the context of cuddling. It's someone you can't help but squeeze. This defines a very cuddly little spoon.
by b34ni July 29, 2023
by midwell November 11, 2022