Dad

The person thats job is to say "I dont know ask your mom"

"Hey Dad where are my tennis shoes?" "I dont know ask your mother"

by dumbcattofu11 May 2, 2021

Dad Rizz

When a dad has some charm talking to people, usually from years of experience and old stories.

My dad talked to this cutie on our commute, "I was here in 87' this and I went to Paris in 92' that." Old man has some Dad Rizz in him.

by Flimflambam May 20, 2023

Dad Pat

A firm pat on the flank or haunches of a dog, usually performed by a father figure.

My dad said he didn't want our dog, but now he gives him the Dad Pat all the time

by FrostingGore November 17, 2025

Mom and dad

Family member

Hey mom and dad

by Airforce1 February 11, 2022

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits. What I like to call the revenge your body is getting on you for drinking too much the night before.

“Dads have arrived.”
“I’m going to be a minute, I have the dads real bad.”
“Dads are in full swing”

by Heyheyheyitsjohnaaaay June 15, 2019

A good dad

Not Thanos

‘He yeeted his daughter of a cliff for a cliff for a shiny rock and tortured the other he’s not a good dad’
‘Sir this is 911’

by Shhhhhh the slaves are sleepin December 5, 2019

world's best dad mug

The perfect gift for when you forget Father's Day.

"Did you remember Father's Day is tomorrow?"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"

by JustYourBoy September 18, 2017