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Ninja

Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.

Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.

Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?

*sits in a corner and ponders this*
by Shnoozle Doop Boop May 18, 2018
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Ninja fanboy

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imagine if ninja got a low taper fade

A tiktok freestyler was live one day rapping comments and came across the lyric "IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE" shortly becoming a meme.
Kid 1: IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE
Kid 2: kill yourself nigger
by sigma man skibidi cameron February 5, 2024
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Ninja

I’m going to start calling girls with great bodies but ugly faces “ninjas” because they always look better with their mask on.

It’s Like the covid version of “butterface
Undercover ninja #1: Hey, did you see that butterface?

UN #2: she’s too young to be a butterface. She’s a ninja.

UN #1: why a ninja?

UN #2: because we’re in a pandemic and she looks better with her mask on.
by Rocklawbster December 22, 2021
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Ninja

Ninja is a white persons under the radar slang word for nigga, created by a whiteman Ro bert Semin ara in 1993 who was representin' the 909_4Life crew of Pedely SoCal division.
Yo what up "ninja" that 64 be bangin' the bitchs 4show.
by PimpQuietlyButWalkWithBigDick February 9, 2021
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Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja

An Old Show From Disney XD That is in desperate need of a Third season
We Need to convince Disney to Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja a Season 3 finish his story they already confirmed that they had so many other things that we needed to see from him the show's creators already confirmed that they want to work on the show again
by ChrisBlakk January 18, 2023
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Lyrical ninja

Someone who is dedicated to hardcore savage rap like ile shank yo wit ma base ball bat an pap yo wit my gatt cuz im bad like a smak bag
Im a lyrical ninja ile use any word in a rap an make it fit fuk a clit wit a brick
Ile knock yout wit a blunt shank
Ile cunt yo wit a blunt instroment
by Step lupid March 26, 2021
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