mexican dirt weed

Weed, aka Marijuana grown in the ground South of the U.S. border that is cured hastily, that is to say it hasnt been cured slowly, but has been put in an oven or a dehydrator and shipped across the border. Such weed is often compacted in vacuum sealing devices or hiddden in any number of vehicles (coffee, cologne, ever wonder why it tastes like cheap cologne or manuere?).
Next time you take a hit of that "compact shit" or fluffy shwag, just remember that it wasnt grown or cured in ideal conditions, hence its decreased THC content and propensity to give you a headache as opposed to a nice "cognitive" high.

You know you have some Mexican Dirt Weed when you have some stuff that is either compact or fluffy wiht lots of stems and seeds. The presence of seeds indicates that male and female marijuana plants were not kept seperate. The general shitty texture and taste of the weed indicates that it wasnt properly cured. Anything that is not considered "dank" or "kb" is basically shitty ass shwag. Enjoy that headache endudsing shit you middle and high school beotches!

by miguel benally October 28, 2007

mexican credit card

A knife one would carry every day.

Person 1: Dude, I dont have any cash for the boritos.

Person 2: No biggie, the clerk looks like a pussy. Here is my mexican credit card.

by MBisaBP1 January 3, 2006

mexican car lot

A bucnh of really shitty cars parked in an empty lot. usually old datsun pickups and thirty year old toyota cars

hey, if you're looking for a car, why don't you dty the mexican car lot down on the corner

by everyonesgrudge October 16, 2008

Mexican Space Shuttle

A portable enclosed toilet often found at construction sites.

I wouldn't be cought dead using a mexican space shuttle.

by jdoe July 15, 2003

mexican auto insurance

Mexican auto insurance is when you don’t have auto insurance but you have decided in advance that if you ever get in an accident you will drive away. If possible, before the police can arrive. Named after Mexican illegal immigrants propensity to commit “hit and runs”.

"I got in an accident yesterday. It's cool, I have mexican auto insurance."

by Aaron K. July 30, 2008

Mexican High Five

When a woman who is performing oral sex won't allow a man to finish in her mouth, so he ejaculates into his hand and slaps her in the face with it.

She wouldn't let me come in her mouth, so I gave her a mexican high five instead.

by wowceres April 8, 2009

Mexican Saddle Bags

When a man lies on his back and awaits for his gay lover to enter him in the missionary position. The lover then takes the other man's balls and lifts them with his hand so that he may enter the fudge box. Once the erect meat whistle enters the log pipe, the balls then drape on both sides of the shaft, thus completing the "Mexican Saddle Bags."

Wow, I gave my boyfriend some "Mexican Saddle Bags" last night. We then watched the news and brushed our teeth before going to bed...oh yeah, I also came!

by the "R" February 19, 2010