dropped my yogurt

To experience an uncontrolled ejaculation.

Rob: Oh wow i was in reception the other day and i nearly dropped my yogurt.
Paul: oh yeah.
Rob: These girls were stunning you would have dropped yours as well.

by leafblower December 8, 2014

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Getting my balance

Violently stomping on a fallen adversary.

This euphemism was popularized by Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions, who explained away his blatant kicking of a Green Bay Packers offensive lineman as a simple attempt to regain his balance.

Police Officer: Hey! You with the gold chain! Stop stomping on that homeless man!

Thug: Just getting my balance, sir.

by revnorb November 30, 2011

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shampoo my crotch

An English phrase used to express strong dislike for something.

People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch.

by Teddy of the Sea April 23, 2014

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up to my ears

Completely overwhelmed with work or other responsibilities. Metaphorically, I'm about to drown in whatever I happen to be immersed in. water, shit, etc.

I'm sorry I can't meet with you. I'm up to my ears in work right now.

by Lamoid F. LLurbybabbin September 30, 2015

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Douche my Chode

A ceremonial cleansing of the chode. Also pronounced (duece my choh, in foreign countries).

Bro: Yo I copped dem fresh new kicks. So much swag.
Antibro:Those are joog I finna buy those now.
Bro: Unchill! Douche my chode man, douche my chode...I'm gonna drown my sorrows with some natty ice.

by grandpaeater2 October 9, 2010

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