Big huge piles of poopsy doopsey normally occuring after ingesting a hash brown or more commonly tater tots from iHop. The tater mud is a mean sloppy poopsy that leaks out of your rectum during poopsy squirts (see sharting).
Guy 1 - I just ate ihop, and I can already feel the tater mud slipping out of bung hole. Can I use your bathroom?
Guy 2 - No...
Guy 2 - No...
by McFrostyFlip May 31, 2010

by jjdamilkman November 10, 2022

I had to poop but I was already in the shower, so I did it anyway and stomped it down the drain, the ol’ Manhattan Mud-Boot!!
by CableWrangler Guy March 14, 2025

i gave my girl a mud pie last night. It tasted like shit, but it was the best experience of my life.
by BigClam_69 March 27, 2015

A cocktail of bourbon, coke, and baileys Irish cream. Served over ice. It curdles when mixed, but tastes of rootbeer.
by Effingeffer May 23, 2018

Friend #1: I was have amazing anal sex with that filthy little filly Stacy and I pulled it out and put it deep in her bum, straight mud-flappin' bro.
Friend #2: Amazing, pure class.
Friend #2: Amazing, pure class.
by Timothy0Peden September 16, 2021
