by The real gang banger March 16, 2017

by honestlyiwasjusthorny October 13, 2021

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by AUDITORIUMU February 16, 2025

by Karen shiratori March 30, 2017

The practice of a woman or girl falsely claiming that she is an M male at the beginning of an anonymous online chat to determine whether the guy she is interacting with is only talking to her because of the possibility she might be a female with whom he could be sexting or engaging in sexual activities.
Girl 1: Hey, so have you found anyone interesting on that anonymous app so far?
Girl 2: Well, I found a guy who seemed so chill and said he was looking for genuine friends, but he failed the M test.
Girl 1: You told him you're a guy to see if he's legit? You're so sneaky, lol.
Girl 2: Yeah, he ended the chat immediately after that. Oh well, he was probably just some creep who preys on girls like me anyway. "Just looking for friends" my ass...
Girl 1: An ass he should be regretting not having a chance to see, haha.
Girl 2: Shut up, haha
Girl 2: Well, I found a guy who seemed so chill and said he was looking for genuine friends, but he failed the M test.
Girl 1: You told him you're a guy to see if he's legit? You're so sneaky, lol.
Girl 2: Yeah, he ended the chat immediately after that. Oh well, he was probably just some creep who preys on girls like me anyway. "Just looking for friends" my ass...
Girl 1: An ass he should be regretting not having a chance to see, haha.
Girl 2: Shut up, haha
by DreamFox May 26, 2024

by kaytheebrattttt August 2, 2021

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020
