Jacob

Jacob is gay

Person: Jacob is gay.
Me: Oh, you don’t say?

by BiggerBetterAndPossiblyGay November 22, 2018

Jacob

The most wonderful guy you’ll ever meet. A guy who’ll shower you with affection and make every day more fun. You’ll want to be cuddled up with him forever because he has the best hugs on the planet. Incredibly intelligent and a wit for the ages. If you’re lucky enough to get yourself a Jacob, get ready to watch a lot of movies and go never let him go.

Ugh that guy is so sweet and has beautiful hair… He’s gotta be a Jacob.

Wow you can tell by how loving that guy is that he’s a Jacob.

by bethicat January 10, 2025

Jacob Monday

A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.

Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money

Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.

Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*

by The Anon Exposer August 10, 2021

Jacob

Buff toddler. Cute and quorky. THICKY NICKI. Enjoys hunting and fishing. Football is in his blood same with baseball and wrestling. Frequents 🟧⬛️

Mason: You just pulled a Jacob.
Parker: Don’t ever do that again.

by Meateater20 June 12, 2022

Jacob

An amazing boyfriend
And a very cute and adorable human being

Jacob is my boyfriend and he's the best.

I will kill anyone who dares to hurt him.

by i am human 🍓🦑 December 7, 2019

Jacob Crooks

Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time

Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals

Nosey rosey

Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary

Jacob Crooks you sicken me

by Hdudhfhdhxdycv January 11, 2019

jacob simes

An amazing guy I have always loved him.

I wish he knew.
Maybe he does who knows.

Jacob Simes is my love.

by Unknown8734 December 19, 2016