I'm stuck in traffic.

a common excuse

Sorry I'm late because I'm stuck in traffic.

by isaac ILS June 15, 2023

I'M I'M I'M

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER

"I'M I'M I'M!!! I'M A GOOFY GOOBER" The Wise Words Of Spongebob

by Dimeind November 21, 2023

I'm Spiderman

I'm a trans gay man

Mom, I'm spiderman

by Urmeow July 17, 2023

I'm Gonna Goo!

When a man is about to ejaculate.

Dude, I'm Gonna Goo!

by Jackwagon Jimbo March 13, 2024

I'm sat

When you friend makes a really good point that humbles/shuts you up instantly

Marissa: you have dated all of your ex's more than once

*Holly is absolutely fucking speechless*

Holly: there's no denying that. I'm sat

by Hollie maria February 12, 2025

I'm doing it, are you?

A term used when someone is getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and they want you to join them

Person 1 "I'm doing it, are you?"
Person 2 "ofc queen I'm very 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂"

by Larrygarrybarry27 June 13, 2024

No. I'm not looking for a new job.

I don't have to choose between tolerating harassment and leaving and the harassment is following me from job to job so that isn't going to get me what I want.

Hym "No. I'm not looking for a new job. This will be my last job. You need to fire Rick for doing this. Avery too. You fired the black guy. Black Tony. They fired him. Actually you let Avery get away with buying cigarellos even though he was under age. I did stop working as hard because they were doing this and I reject the notion that it shouldn't affect anything I do. If you do not change their behavior, you either need to fire them, or I'm going to sue. I do not need to leave. I do not need to go to Amy or Sarah. You need to stop trying to convince me to do something else. I'm not going to submit to your will no matter how long you try to do it and if you really want to do what I'm doing you need to stop trying but if not trying doesn't get me what I want that I'm going to murder someone's kid."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025