(Guy #1): So the Mariners and the Braves are going at it in this year's World Series?
(Guy #2): Yeah, I hear that it's gonna be a pitcher's duel or or some such horse puckey.
(Guy #2): Yeah, I hear that it's gonna be a pitcher's duel or or some such horse puckey.
by Telephony November 20, 2021
Get the or some such horse puckeymug. So I was jus on a anime porn sight and asuka had the shirt with the name "horsed on it" cuz she got fucked by A horse?!?! HELL NAW YO ASS TWEAKIN JIGSAW!
by 3legs jr. July 22, 2024
Get the Horsedmug. A way of pleasuring one’s self by tightly wrapping a thin rope around their genial, tying the other end to a horse then having the horse gallop away. When the rope comes undone unblocks the blood flow back into the genitals, transpiring into great pleasure.
Tom had never tried the Roman Horse Rope Pull, but when he got to his uncle’s ranch he knew it was time.
by Peter Sheen November 23, 2021
Get the Roman Horse Rope Pullmug. When you cum in a girls mouth during a blowjob, and instead of swallowing, she kisses you in order to spit it back into your mouth.
by NotMikey July 28, 2023
Get the Trojan Horsemug. Mother Nature’s best creature. Has a strong build while looking gorgeous at the same time, and can be owned as a pet. This wonderful animal can also be shown in a variety of events, from Dressage and Hunter to Barrel Racing and Pole Bending. Unfortunately, this animal is very costly, but is worth it in the end.
Horse Owner: “Is my horse gonna be ok, Dr. Whatshisname?”
Dr. Whatshisname: “Most likely. He just has a sore hoof. Give him this ointment and he should be fine.”
Horse Owner: “Thanks, Doc!”
Dr. Whatshisname: “Most likely. He just has a sore hoof. Give him this ointment and he should be fine.”
Horse Owner: “Thanks, Doc!”
by HorseInTheMidst June 29, 2023
Get the Horsemug. A horse’s penis that has been stuffed inside haggis for at least 10 minutes and then inserted into another’s chamber and then devoured by a sexual partner.
by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024
Get the Caledonian horse picklemug. I had to take my mini/horse to the horse cobbler after he cracked a horseshoe on one of his hooves at the 4H convention.
by CnDaz July 17, 2023
Get the Horse Cobblermug.