green balls

the agonizing state of seething envy experienced when your friends score and you do not, esp. when with a girl you fancy.

i got such green balls when i heard that john nailed julie...sigh

by the grin reefer March 8, 2009

Green Crack

Green Crack basicly is Cannabis or Marijauna.

Yo, lets smoke some of that Green Crack!

by Budd K. October 25, 2005

Green eyes

Someone who is greedy, money is green and they have their eyes on money.

Tony had green eyes...so I shot him in the head.

by Teeta February 8, 2008

got green?

an awesome saying that can be used to:
1) Ask someone if they have mrs green next lesson.
2) Ask someone if they have any green on them.

hey rob, got green?
hey mike, got green?

by chippy009 November 17, 2006

green machine

the dankest of weed. see diggity dank or kind bud

yo, you got any green machine?

by allisonthedopeshit January 14, 2007

Green Heads

A Green Head is the most obnoxious human being imaginable. It is derived from swamp borne green headed flies on the coast of Maine. These flies have green heads and when they land on you, they bite you with huge, white triangle shaped teeth. They are really slow,and when swatted, they do an animated, circuliar tumble to the ground.

That guy is such a fuckin' green head! Death to Green Heads!

by KahunaJ October 26, 2008

Green Thumb

One who has just eaten a bean sandwich and has to take a massive diarrhea dump but just can't quite make it so one makes a spontaneous decision to stick your thumb up your ass. Works better if shit is green.

Hey jeff! I could not quite hold it so i decided to green thumb it.

by Eugenio B. January 10, 2008