Toads my goads

Totally, for sure, definitely.

Friend 1: Want to go get lunch? Friend 2: Toads my goads dude!

by racergamer February 22, 2015

lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015

goin for gold

Trying to win something

Jeff: hey, my names Jeff and im goin for gold

by sweetpussylips77 April 11, 2015

burying the gold

When a man intentionally(or intentionally) pees into a woman's(or man's) ass while balls deep. It important that the "dirty cave"/ lower rectum is full of feces and the pressure of urination is such that the urine makes it past the feces. Successfully executed, the receiver may not be aware gold was buried until their next bowel movement.

Mary "WTF, Chris keeps burying the gold so deep that I shit out his piss the next day"

by rebornfungus January 31, 2016

act like gold

A woman that values herself more than a THOT, is established in her profession, beautiful, intelligent and will make you put in that work.

"It's Beyonce season and they act like gold"

by The Realest in the SIX September 17, 2016

What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.

Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like

by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016

Fool's gold digga

A girl who ain't pretty or sexy 'nouf to be a real gold digga, and who can only attract Splenda Daddies to hook up wit.

She's a fool's gold digga, scoping out a Sugar Daddy, but they ain't looking for her.

by VintageGibson August 18, 2016