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ethan

has a tiny dick
dam ethan has a 2 millameter defeater
by judd williams July 16, 2023
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Ethan

a Ethan will be you friend if your nice to him. he is a good listener and will help with anything he can be dirty minded but that's just his humour. he is one of the nicest people on earth that you could ever meet, he may not be popular but still as good he will stick with you though anything.

he is nice, funny, loyal, stuborn, and a bit stupid but all that together is a great friend he can get bored so easy but he loves sports he most likely plays basketball or soccer. when you make a friend with an ethan you may catch feeling for him try not to it might wreck your friendship .most Ethan's are tomboy and love to travel if you do travel try and make it memorable.

if a Ethan is your boyfriend stay with him he will love you forever he will give you sirprise's that will make your heart melt if you mean that much to him he will spend more time with you then the boys when you feel down he will put a smile on your face you can never hate an Ethan and if you cheat on him he will miss you and he will feel depressed, sad, and will never want to date for a while so make him feel specail.
"hey is that Ethan isn't he your bestfriend."
" yeah and hope that never changes."
by mimhope227 December 20, 2020
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Ethan

fuck you colin allyn im going to put you in my computer and sell you into the chinese slave trade for 3 sugar skulls
colin is a whore for ethan
by FUCKYOUCOLINALLYN June 23, 2023
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Ethan

Thiccccccccccyyyyy
He is very Ethan!!
by Nina huhgv February 23, 2019
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Ethan

A racist, separatist, sexist, ableist and mysoginist. Notorious for marginalizing anyone and everything. 1/3 Ethan’s grow up to join extremist parties such as the Ku Klux.
Oh my god, that dude hates First Nations! His name must be Ethan.
by randomguywhoisreallyrandom October 23, 2022
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Ethan

Often mistaken for Ferb or a Skyscraper. Has spent 17 years and will spend the definite future in Woverty. Lives in Wykin so most definitely the highest calibre of Incest. Father neglects and leaves at a young age from embarrassment of creating such a ‘thing’. Mother and sister are grim Nitty Prostitutes however do it for Bourbons rather than an actual currency.
Person 1: I had to run from my family.
Person 2: How come that must’ve been extremely hard to do.
Person 1: Honestly it was the easiest thing I’ve ever done because my newborn son was an Ethan
Person 2: Easy decision then I couldn’t imagine my son being Incest, Broke and let alone have a nitty Whore mother and sister.
by Big sumpy February 2, 2020
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Ethan

a person with a dick longer than drake and smashes more mums a day then days in a year and everyone likes him. and is the best at every sport
i got railed by ethan and i loved it
by ethan the g July 17, 2024
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