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Donkey squirts

When a person has cramping in the stomach, as well as unholdable, uncontrollable diarrhea to the point where it makes you vocal

"Aaaaugh eeeeoooohhh"
I got the donkey squirts last night after eating that crunchwrap Supreme
by Yunglummy June 1, 2025
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Donkey Punch Bunch

Donkey Punch Bunch (DPB)
A prestigious, invitation-only “secret society” founded in 2007 by the enigmatic DPBMFCEO (Donkey Punch Bunch Mother-Fucking Chief Executive Officer).*

Born as an inside joke but elevated—through questionable decision-making and sheer commitment—into a full-blown illuminati-parody brotherhood, the Donkey Punch Bunch prides itself on absolute secrecy: No one talks about it, no one admits they’re in it, and no one is entirely sure what they actually do.

Members claim the organization exists to “preserve balance in the universe,” though outsiders suspect it’s mostly an excuse for overly elaborate handshakes, poorly planned rituals, and extremely serious meetings about things that should never be taken that seriously.

Despite the questionable name, the DPB operates with the dignity of a centuries-old aristocratic order—if that order had been founded by sleep-deprived geniuses with too much free time and an unshakable sense of humor.

In short:
A classy, clandestine society with zero purpose, maximum mystery, and a founder who took a joke too far and accidentally created a legend.
“If the Donkey Punch Bunch were real — which it obviously isn’t — I still wouldn’t have the clearance level to explain it.”
by DPBMFCEO December 10, 2025
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donkey crying

Donkey crying is when you cry, really, really hard while making an ugly face and whailing loudly. So much so that you look and sound like a donkey.
Guy 1; "The other day Cara broke up with me, we were together for 5 years, so naturally, I donkey cried for hours."
Guy 2; "When my Ex left me I couldn't go five minutes without donkey crying."
by Lee da Bee March 26, 2016
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donkey

you're an absolute donkey
by fbghehhbg March 31, 2022
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donkey

When a girl acts way too much like a butch/aggressive/way too into sports.
Dag did you see that girl kick crazy larry in the face?? That bitch is straight up donkey!!
by Big Pun October 13, 2004
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shlong donkey

These are words you can't ignore; SHLONG DONKEY!!
by Magg Pies April 4, 2016
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Donkey Kong

The act of penetrating another person with one’s genitalia. The act of sex.
We had some really good donkey Kong last night
by Redwood fan June 10, 2025
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