manny dick

a dick so small in order to jack off you need a magnifying glass and tweezers .

you got a manny dick nigga !

by chaaaa girl (; December 17, 2014

Dick in the arse

''Dick in the arse''is a term used by a group of people in the Donaghmede/Bayside area of Dublin. To describe anything from falling over,stubbing your toe to a person not being a decent person. Or in may cases used just to describe the weather.
Origins of way the term is used is unknown

that chap just skipped the Q ''dick in the arse''

you walk out your front door its raining out ''dick in the arse

by Chad Fire Engine Uranum November 10, 2013

teddy dick

When ever the pubic hair is so long it is covering the penis.

Jake had a teddy dick but as soon as he realized, he shaved.

by collmen188 February 18, 2015

Mallet Dick

When it's wider around than it is long. As this prevents actual penetration from happening it forces the owner to pound around in the general vicinity of his target, hence the name mallet dick.

Lady: Damn he hit me with his mallet dick last night, I'm sore from my knees to my belly button

by #Splashback March 19, 2015

Dick Cheney

made money off the Iraq War

Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq War

by mybootyhadulike March 31, 2015

Dick Kicked In

To get your ass handed to you or to take a beating. Can be used to describe a fight, a hard day at work (especially in the service industry) or lose an argument badly

"I haven't gotten my dick kicked in that hard in a long time"

"I shouldn't have picked a fight with that dude, he really kicked my dick in" ETC

by Average John April 3, 2015

dick faced

That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.

Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.

by Saharrah Naimah April 9, 2015