Put a dick in it

A way of telling someone to shut up, "it" referring to your mouth, as in "put a sock in it", however this one is more vulgar as it also implies "suck my penis", also a way of telling someone to "fuck off".

BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA
PUT A DICK IN IT!

by CedricDoodlehopper July 3, 2015

Dick Cunt

Such a big cunt that you are so frustrated that you do not know what to say prior to calling them a cunt, so the word dick sorta just slips out.

"Hey Johnny"
"Damn, stop being such a DICK CUNT",

by JOSH SMITHERS September 18, 2016

Dick Receptionist

Someone who is willing to receive dicks.

That dude hooked up with so many guys last night, he's such a dick receptionist.

by jaioramos November 15, 2022

Dick Shannery

Some dude who posts on urbandictionary.com

Dick Shannery posts some lame stuff on here.

by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019

Ruck Dick

When you ruck so much your dick gets so raw you can’t fuck

Yo Spink! You gonna smash that medieval peasant ho broad after this Norwegian March or you got that Ruck Dick?

by ThickWerm March 14, 2022

dick canoe

A person that flakes on friends, family and relationships for their own personal agenda. They tend to float away and are consumed by their own ego.

Jamie is such a dick canoe, we were going to play COD but he went to eat a hotdog.

by MTYBargainedForYet July 5, 2017

Crum Dick

Someone who is always eating in bed and that gets crums in their dick

YOU BEST STOP EATING IN BED BEFORE YOU GET CRUM DICK AND A MOUSE BITES YOUR DICK OFF!!!

by TheUndergroundShade June 16, 2016