Catch 26

A catch 26 is when you out-dumb someone who is too dumb to out-smart, and your statement is so ridiculous that it temporarily fries their brain, but then you explain it so logically that it makes sense. See stand up routine by comedian Cliff Cash

Cliff Cash trying his out-dumb a trumper:

That’s why I like gay people so much. Gay people get less abortions than any other group of people. If you’re pro-life you pretty much Have to be pro-gay… it’s like a Catch 26

by BettyYellowSplash March 22, 2025

Coach beav

A plump, red, angry man who is a football coach at Wyoming area, who also has anger issues

“Coach beav slammed his visor on the ground and went frickin crazy yo”

by Mrbossman2011 April 9, 2025

Coach Bails

The absolute goat of all track coaches in the entire observable universe; none come close.

Katy Tompkins: “I fear no soul.”

“Coach Bails is coming.”

Katy Tompkins: “…”

by trackfreshmanslayer March 9, 2026

Catch Print

To determine a penis size from the budge in pants in relation to where ballsack ends.

There are three print sizes in relation to penis length: an A (mid ballsack), B(to the ballsack), and D(after ballasack where you see no visible bump on pants). Additionally a wide penis would have an + notation

“You can catch print right? What’s his print size?”
“Oh he’s a B+”

by Wackysnacky March 17, 2026

catching print

Catching print is determining a man's dick size by looking at his pants. We can detect with full accuracy the size of his dick by where the bulge is.

Dick sizes are measured by A, B, and D for DICK.
-A is small. If his bulge is up top his pants, he's small. He does not extend past the balls.
-B is medium. Bulge in the middle. Dick and balls at the same level.
-D he has a woman pleasurer. Look down loooow. His area looks flat because the entire thing is dick. If the dick ends high, there's the bump. No bump means the dick is going all the way through there.

Matriarchy rise up. We're catching print now.

by pinkponyrave March 27, 2026

Catching Print

Determining the dick size by looking at the bulge in the pants and comparing the sack length to the penis :). An a-bulge is where the penis ends before the bottom of the sack, b-bulge is where it ends at the bottom of the sack, and g-bulge (we skip to g here) is where it ends past the bottom of the sack.

Riley: Hey, I'm catching print at the pool today! Wanna join?
Teagan: Oh he for surge is an a-bulge...
Riley: That's disappointing :(

by MeWhenICatchPrint March 27, 2026

Catching print

When women analyze the way a mans bulge is shaped in his pants at an attempt to try to guess his meat size.

Guy 1: Why do you think she ghosted me?
Guy 2: She was probably catching print.

by Poo poo pee pee poop March 28, 2026