Chicken Pot Pie

You wrap your dick in pillsbury pie dough and stick a carrot up your ass. She then puts canned peas in her mouth and starts to suck you off. While this occurs you proceed to spank her ass with a raw chicken cutlet.

"Yo fam, why is the pie dough missing out of the fridge?"

"Sorry man, I gave Bridget the Chicken Pot Pie last night."

Chicken Pot Pie by Mysticircle373 September 8, 2016

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chicken love

Male masterbation. Ya know choke the chicken....pet the one eyed beast...do the one man love making...self fuckage....

Dude I'm so lonely my life is just video games and chicken love...

chicken love by LadyNightshade June 16, 2017

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chicken titties

Titties that are similar to chicken skin, small but pokey.

Damn, that guy has major chicken titties!

chicken titties by HotMan$69 May 18, 2018

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Chicken God

Chicken God is Gote’s husband and gives birth to the holy potatos. Chicken God gives us the beautiful KFC and makes it rain with eggs. ALL HAIL CHICKEN GOD! Chicken God is also Pandas bestieeeeeee!

Person 1: THANK YOU FOR GIVING US THE ANGELIC KFC CHICKEN GOD!
Person 2: and the eggs.

Chicken God by CatPotatoYay April 9, 2019