josh went roller blade with a friend and he came back with a burn like cut on his shoulder. we all said to him slide and burn!
by tara munro September 3, 2006

You literally put a fucking oil in a burn injury, which makes it even fucking worse.
Also a good way to end relationships.
Also a good way to end relationships.
by Loud Dumbass September 29, 2021

by wtf do I write in here bro July 10, 2024

friend 1: what are we doing tonight??
friend 2: theres nothing going on.
friend 1: lets just roll n burn in Jon's car.
friend 2: FUCK YAAA
friend 2: theres nothing going on.
friend 1: lets just roll n burn in Jon's car.
friend 2: FUCK YAAA
by ron germy August 13, 2010

Burn to a man’s penis as a result of excessive friction caused from a tampon string during intercourse.
by Geojonny October 20, 2018

The act of secretly ejaculating into one’s trousers out of excitement before sexual intercourse, thus forcing a bout of floppy wiener sex.
Fuck, that hot broad from The Home Depot gave me the Flacid Burns. I had to traverse that pussy limp.
by Dr Lister III November 7, 2017

"I'm too white, I can't get tan unless I start with a gnarly base burn. You can only get darker after a base-burn."
by Shneefenhautzen July 6, 2017
