bookies

n. People who bet that absorbing information from written texts will improve their lives somehow.

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My school has closed their library. The principal is gambling that the growing reliance on artificial intelligence will obviate our society’s obsequious obsession with bookies.
So, you object?
Obviously.

bookies by gnostic3 December 18, 2025

broke bum boys

an experimental album dropped by riz mortiz

that new broke bum boys is straight fire

broke bum boys by nbayoungboyfan123 December 26, 2025

Borkie Window

A portcullis through which a miscreant (see *hooligan*) can peer, preferably unnoticed and at night.

This bathroom stall has a Borkie Window. I hope nobody sees me pooping.

Borkie Window by Hullabaloo6969 January 14, 2026

Broken Wookie

verb. The act of knarfling the garthock in a clockwise motion while imbibing 90 weight axle lubricant from a crystal decanter on a Sunday afternoon in southwestern Wyoming. Can only be accomplished in Wyoming.

"Bro, I asked my sistercousin if she had time to let me give her another Broken Wookie this weekend, but she violated her parole and has to do community service"

Broken Wookie by C_minus_minus January 24, 2026

Broke The Condom

Your teammate dying leaving you unprotected

"Man i was playing fortnite and these nerds broke the condom"

Broke The Condom by PotassiumTG92 January 29, 2026

Brokeness Crisis

noun
A state of financial despair where lack of money triggers bizarre decisions, unexplained confidence, and reckless behavior. Symptoms include pretending you’re “not hungry,” walking 45 minutes to save bus fare, and suddenly considering things you swore you’d never do.

“I almost texted my ex for food money—that’s when I realized I was deep in a Brokeness Crisis.”

Brokeness Crisis by Black_kermit January 29, 2026

Bookie

Babe; Sweetheart

That’s my Bookie ❤️

Bookie by A1922 January 30, 2026