texas rope swing

When you are swinging on a rope swing and it gives you rope burn in your vagina
Brittney: why do you keep grabbing your crotch

Jessica: I gave myself a Texas rope swing
by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016
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Red Ball Texas Flyer

A moving truck operated by moving the Austin, TX-based moving company American Red Ball. A Red Ball Texas Flyer refers to a moving truck containing the possessions of someone fleeing Texas, usually a skeezy dude running from his third or fourth wife after his pissed her off one time too many.
I'm driving this Red Ball Texas Flyer to New Orleans on a half a tank of gas.

I'm skipping town tomorrow with a Red Ball Texas Flyer.
by Jilly_Bean_1522 February 18, 2022
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(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
by whatsawatermelon4 December 07, 2018
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texas retirement

This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.
Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.
by realrepublican1 December 26, 2024
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Texas Pipeline

Karissa likes to perform a Texas Pipeline to relax after a hard days work.
by dragonpipe November 05, 2021
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Texas Marriage

"Yeah bro, Her Dad Married Us ... She was like 7 ... Texas Marriage"
by Rafa tha God January 19, 2023
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Cisco Texas

It is a town in Texas that no one likes. They act like there better but really they are just jealous. They suck. Terrible
Eastland is better
Cisco Texas sucks and is a terrible place
by Bobis52 March 06, 2022
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