Ass Protector

When someone is always standing behind a girl with a nice ass. It could be a friend, boyfriend, parent, teacher, exc.

Krista has a nice ass but Justin has become her ass protector.

by pfi September 10, 2016

ass doilies

Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!

Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!

by Telephony July 22, 2019

Pompous ass

Dennis

Dennis is a pompous ass

by Bottom beach August 1, 2021

ass confident

a woman who has a nice booty... loves to show it off and keeps a positive attitude on just about everything; but mainly because she knows she has a phat ass that people love to gawk and stare at.

"girl, i am an ass confident woman, i know i got what it takes to get what i want and how i want it..."

by ces1 October 18, 2008

ass coral

genetically identical parasitic human polyps that form on the rectum of higher-level influential government personnel.

Man, Peck's IT group is blooming so much ass coral that she appears to weigh over 300 pounds.

by vlakas February 11, 2009

gene-asses

Stupidity runs in the family

They're all a bunch of gene-asses.

by anita break November 30, 2011

Ass Cannoli

Someone extremely self-involved; very selfish person.

"I was just cut-off by a BMW! What an ass Cannoli."

by Schmutz June 12, 2016