shower capped

The act of ejaculating on a woman’s bald or shaved head.

Guy #1: Do you see that cute girl sitting at the bar with the shaved head?
Guy #2: Yeah what about her?

Guy #1: I totally “Shower Capped” her last night!
Guy #2: No way dude that’s so dope!

by KtxDipper May 21, 2018

I Have Not Showered In 36 Days

Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.

Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.

by tally hall enthusiast August 27, 2023

butterfinger shower

When a person eats butterfingers and then sneezes all over the back of your head or directly in your face.

After a resounding night of trick or treating, Janine in a drunken stupor spat on her friend in a wild butterfinger shower.

by sumnoidfucksgoats October 30, 2015

Russian Shower

When the person next to you gets their head cut off or seriously wounded and you become covered with blood.

"Yo, I just got a Russian Shower because that fool got his head chopped off!"

by HappyAssArrows June 03, 2022

Irish shower

Having a shower after taking a grog bog because you can't tell if you got all the shite from your sticky date

*Repeating out loud during your Irish shower* "To be sure to be sure"

by Jdork January 25, 2022

Dick Shower

When a man had a very fortunate (or unfortunate) 48 hours, he has to take a second shower to pay special attention to his cock, and only his cock. This shower focuses only on the cock, and ensures all bodily fluids, flith, and/or dirt have been successfully removed.

Joe needed a dick shower after working 14 hours, going to the gym, and then having period sex with his wife.

by Leigh Cain January 18, 2018

Shower Sauce

When you've got so much drip you ascend to a new level of sauce.

When you're so fly you're showering in sauce.

Dayum! Homie's outfit is Shower Sauce. He's gonna

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He's so fly, he has that Shower Sauce.

by Gorgonzales March 20, 2021