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Face-Jacking

When a friend forgets to logout of Facebook, Face-jacking is the art of making them appear to have written hilarious status updates about their own sister, become "fans" of lame things, and "like" anything and everything.

Not to be confused with a botched female circumcision, or jack nasty face
1. Cam: Why does Tim like my status?
Matil: Tim seems to like my status too?
Ben: Why would he like my status, when its just me talking about how good looking i am?

Matil: Looks like classic Face-Jacking

2. Why the hell am I a fan of both 'I hate crocks' and 'I hate the people who hate crocks' ?? Damn Face-Jacking...
by Mad Dweeb November 4, 2009
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Workout Face

The disfigured face that someone makes when they're lifting heavy weights at the gym.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see that dude over there trying to lift too much weight?

Guy 2: Yeah, he had a serious case of Workout Face going on.
by wootakanto September 11, 2010
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the nate face

when you have a dull expression and slight confusion on your face. open mouthed, blank stare that is quite comical.

how to make the nate face:
step 1- say "wuuuuuuuuut" and leave your mouth open from when you said it
step 2- look blankly ahead of you

step 3- blink your eyes hard (as if you see the most amazing thing in front of you and cant beleive your eyes)
step 4- keep the face and blink locked in.

derived from Texas, the lonestar state. from a unique individual who was just so inspiring by making it that he made it popular around the tri-state area.
-see that guy over there?
~yeah, what about him?!?
-he's makin the nate face.
~oh yeah.. HA he's looking at that girl like he cant believe his eyes.
-he's totally rockin the nate face!! GET IT!!
by nate face rocker #1 July 24, 2010
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white-faced

When you get your faced pushed into snow resulting in your face having a layer of white snow covering it.

-Not to be confused with the alternative definition for white face (having a jizz covered face).*
*Definitions can be used simultaneously if you really don't like someone
That little douche is about to get white-faced if he doesn't give me his lunch money.
by chuckinDeuces November 24, 2010
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casino face

The strange, fake-tan, plasticine-yet-wrinkled look of one who has spent many a day, night, and morning at the slots. The cigarettes, coffee, and 'free' drinks have done a number on their complexion. Generally people with casino face will have a tucked-in Hawaiian shirt of some sort and perhaps a visor. Some day they will get lucky.
Ted Schoepke of Jaynesville, WI, spends all his spare time at the High Rollers Casino in Beloit WI and as a result has casino face.
by moisturelockinglotion May 31, 2010
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nugget face

'woahh dude she is hot!'
'dude, no she isn't shes got a nugget face!'
by heleniscool April 22, 2009
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mank face

A person with an unappealing face, perhaps an ance suffer
by joh July 3, 2005
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