you pulled a francis

if you take a shit at your friends house

*at friends house*
me- i need to go to the bathroom

20 minutes later...
friend- why did you took so long?
me- i had to take a shit
friend- ahahhaha you pulled a francis!

by TOVD January 17, 2017

go make yourself a double decker

When you want her to go make a sandwich but she still believes in communism.

Girl: I think your argument is invalid.
Guy: Well go make yourself a double decker.

by bonelesspizza January 29, 2017

you look like a dildo

A person who fucks pr gets fucked all the time

Dude i ran in the room to grab my wallet and 2 bitches were running a train on josh so i said "you look like a dildo"

by #4567 February 20, 2017

you calling me a lier

Well I ain't calling you a truther

In Drake and Josh Drake and Josh you calling me a lier

by JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAA April 6, 2017

Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Having your ear pierced while you are a male piece of human is often an act considered as claiming your homosexuality.

Person #1: Hi
Person #2: Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Person #1: Oh god

by tunasaladwithpinchofsalt July 28, 2017

You Look Like a Runner

What a tall, gay and old teacher in the walkways of the High School for Math, Science & Engineering walks up to you and says. He only does this to young, impressionable men that he fancies to see in tight shorts. He will usually accompany this with entering your personal space and/or putting his arm across your shoulder. As he is old and 6' 5", this is quite the unsettling experience.

Hey there young man... You look like a runner. Tryouts are coming up this season you know. You've got quite the body for it.

by glasspaper May 22, 2017

you're a cig

you're a bitch

friend: wanna hang vro?
other friend: nah fewlie
friend: you're a cig vro
other friend: SICKKK

by sicksav October 2, 2017