Uneven Table Top

When a female has one larger breast and one smaller breast, typically by a large margin.

Brooke has such an uneven table top.

by Payners November 06, 2016

Tops means flops

Describes the act of taking your top off prior to taking a shit.

-Where is Jamal going topless in such a hurry?
-You know what they say, tops means flops...

by Big Ball-z August 23, 2019

montana muffin top

Another name for a blow job.

Do you what a Montana muffin top?

by Asuna1017 October 02, 2017

Mr Top Hat

A slang term for a male human that never had the foreskin in the top of his penis removed at birth (uncircumcised)

Haha Mr Top Hat is over there with all that cheese

by neonbreezeplus March 26, 2019

Potatoe top pie

The Genitals of a very elderly lady

I munched on that old bags potatoe top pie

by Pyscho piko August 01, 2011

Glossy Top Coat

A quick drying Top coat meant to give your nails a beautiful shine while preventing your manicure from chipping.

Matte top coats are fine I guess, but Glossy top coats just makes your nails look soo shiny!

by Noctico July 15, 2017

“Top Shit” Bitch

The simple bitch who uses everyone for money, rides, and whatever it takes, but when called out on it, calls everyone “Top Shit”

“Hey did you hear about Desiree? She’s a “Top Shit” Bitch”

by DarthNater November 18, 2017