beef donkey

Another name for a third leg, a.k.a. a meat bar or noodle doodle.
Also refers to a dork.

Yeah, we fucked. He's got a real beef donkey.

That dumbass is a real beef donkey.

by Tubesnakes February 4, 2022

swamp donkey

A savagely obese female , lowest of the lows , someone you have to say your drunk friend from sleeping with

Bro that bitch is a swamp donkey run while you still can !

by Euro Clips April 30, 2016

Donkey Punch

When you take a woman from behind in the backdoor and punch her in the back of the head knocking her out making all holes squeeze shut.

People on urban dictionary are too PUSSY to define DONKEY PUNCH accurately

by DAWNKYPAUNCH August 12, 2025

donkey-orifice

What Bob Ebeling's superior told him not to be when he reported that the Space Shuttle Challenger had unsafe rocket-boosters.

I'd rather be called a donkey-orifice a million times than not speak out against a design-flaw that would likely cost the lives of seven astronauts.

by QuacksO March 5, 2019

Donkey kegel

When your girl sneezes when you're inside her and she grips your penis like a gorilla grip on

kenjackson8958, donkey kegel

by Kenjackson September 14, 2022

Donkey Jong

Ape that lives in the Springbook rain forest of Queensladd. Likes the Coolangata brothel and surfing those nanas at the local beach.

Donkey Jong hates the LGBT community

by Alien Hayes February 6, 2021

Donkey Honkin'

The art of illegally honking at or otherwise disturbing the protected donkeys of Cripple Creek, Colorado. Generally done late at night by locals and miscreants. Beware of lurking police, who have taken a sworn oath to protect said asses.

"Hey Skeeter, should we go cow tipping or donkey honkin' tonight?" said Jed.

by Elton John Denver September 13, 2019