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Fake

Someone that tries to offer somebody else the $5000 dollars they know damn well that they want.
Jacob tried to grab them at the heel by bribing them, hoping he could buy what he called their "birthright". Perhaps he was just doing anything he could think to do from getting eaten alive when he couldn't think of anything else. Perhaps being less fake would help him think right and act right before he tried it again.
by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022
mugGet the Fakemug.

fake friends

people who aren’t your real friends and don’t deserve your friendship
“Ugh y’all are such fake friends
“...hehe
by ddlovatolover13 February 6, 2019
mugGet the fake friendsmug.
A person who acts as if they're a humanitarian
Kourtney: Kim, there's people that are dying.

*7 or 8 years later*

Kim: ...Fuckin' fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do shit for the world and fucking fake it all day long and act like Oh, there's people dying Kim(Mocking Kourtney). And what the fuck are doing about it. So shut the fuck up.
by ZJay412 November 5, 2020
mugGet the Fuckin' Fake Humanitarian hoemug.

Fake Asian

A toad that's burnt in the road that's also is a sh**t stain who pretents to be Asian or Korean but has no Real Asian or Korean bloodline and also tricks and burns the World.
#1 Dang that girl is Koraisian. #2 Naw. She not from Asia or Korea. She's just Fake Asian. Not a real Blackanese. Careful she'll burn you. #2 YIKES!!!
by Catisaqueen May 26, 2021
mugGet the Fake Asianmug.

fake bitch story

a private snapchat story where you talk about people that you aren't friends with anymore and who did you grimey.
Im going to make a fake bitch story on snapchat and talk about people who did me wrong.
by yeahitsj February 24, 2020
mugGet the fake bitch storymug.

fake friend

A fake friend is type of person who is fake and lies to everyones faces, just to earn popularity. She thinks no one will find out but at the end everything ends up worse than it was. She also lies to herself and it oddest help her social well being
Girl 1: Guess what Keira said today
Girl 2: What??
Girl 1: She is going to be in Disney channel
Girl 2: That is the biggest lie she has told yet.. cant wait for what's next?
Girl 1: True I feel bad for her, she is doing this to herslef, she is a fake friend, we don't need her
by Rebecka Michelson January 25, 2019
mugGet the fake friendmug.

Fake Misted

When a guy intentionally has a 'dry' orgasm inside of a girl without her knowledge.
"Dude I totally fake misted Amber the other night and she didn't have a clue!"
by Bdizzledog February 29, 2024
mugGet the Fake Mistedmug.

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