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Fuck me crocs

Those fuck me crocs are really doing it for me
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Definition: (phrase)
A brutal way of saying someone hasn’t just made a mistake; they’ve taken a situation, set it on fire, thrown it off a cliff, and then acted surprised when it exploded. Used when the failure is so obvious, reckless, or dumb that no fixing it is even worth trying.

Not casual. This is reserved for moments when someone’s failure is so massive and self-inflicted that it almost becomes art. It's got that slow-burn of disappointment baked into it. First you sigh, then you say it. Related to "you done fucked up," but "gone and done" adds that extra salt; like you watched them build their own disaster in slow motion.
Example:

"Gave Chad the aux cord and now we're listening to 12 minutes of dolphin noises. You've gone and done fucked it up."

"She hit 'reply all' with that email dragging the boss. You've gone and done fucked it."
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fuck

when a person bend down always know to take your pants down and take her pants down and make it so tight she moans
by m4s0nn November 12, 2022
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Fuck down

To emotionally or mentally collapse due to intense stress or anger.
Don’t fuck down now - we are almost done!”
by ksndjdbd May 10, 2025
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Fuck Shit

A quick word used to describe some random (sometimes even indescribable) subject, item, thing, action, instance, or event.

Other forms: Fuck Shittery
I just did some Fuck Shit.
Finished committing Fuck Shittery.
by Gooby Goober December 29, 2023
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Ew da fuck

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Fuck

Fuck
"Fuck"
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