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FUCK ME

fuck me means to absolutely fuck my brains out and leave me breathless and stuff.
by YOUR BIG DICK DADDY March 7, 2023
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..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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Lasagne Fuck Offer

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen
Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019
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Fuck Boi

A Fuck Boi is someone who commonly shops at Nike, and believe themselves to be ‘Top Shit’. A Fuck Boi is a player of the highest caliber, they are in it for the sex rather than the people. They are certainly more than the common douche bag.
Example of Fuck Boi
Fuck Boi: I’m a gift bestowed on humanity.
Any sane person: Yeah more like a git bestowed on humanity.

Example of how to use Fuck Boi
Girl 1: Kevin such a man whore.
Girl 2: No Steve’s a man whore Kevin is a Fuck Boi.
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Fuck you ninjago

He was a fake nigga who should kill himself
That nigga ninjago is hella gay. he a fake nigga. fuck you ninjago fuck you.
by anonymous June 21, 2023
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Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey
Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...
by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009
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8 Legged Fuck

- you fence

- you debate

- you are a yankees fan

- you are a ca major

- you make shitty dad jokes

- you are an unc

- you are from new york

and last not fucking least you are from mumbai you 8 legged motherfucker
by wolly2 September 20, 2025
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