Fuck Chris

The Fuck Chris week will start October 3 Chris can’t do anything to you because its fuck Chris week

me: ITS FUCK CHRIS WEEK

chris: …

by ueiwskkdkekwlskdj September 4, 2023

fidget fuck

twirling and wiggling your dick around.

i had a fidget fuck that lasted about 3 minutes before having the best sex ive had in years!

by nobody else here September 24, 2017

Cacti-Fuck

The act of fucking a individual brutally with a Cactus or spiked plant

"Man I'm really itching for a cacti-fuck"

by Cacti-Fucker December 29, 2015

Fuck cream sundae

A fuck cream sundae is when a male ejaculates onto a freshly made sundae during the end of sexual orientation. He then proceeds to put a cherry on top and begins eating it with his spouse out of sexual pleasure. If his spouse is male thats hella gay.

Guy 1: how wacky are you guys in the bed room?
guy 2: super, last night we shared a fuck cream sundae
guy 1: ya'll fuckers stay away from me and my family do you understand? i will not hesitate to call the fucking cops.

by Shred June 24, 2018

monjey fuck

A homeless orgy

I can’t wait for that monjey fuck this weekend under the overpass

by MagicBurrito December 15, 2023

Freudian fuck

When a man’s penis slips into a woman’s vagina and accidentally has sex with her.

Man: *penis slips* Oops sorry babe, Freudian fuck.

by Dr. Joe - NH October 21, 2021

Fuck sponge

A bed mattress or couch or any other household furniture item containing cotton or foam padding.

Got a new fuck sponge for the bedroom

by xGRIMMxREAPRx February 4, 2021