I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

by botlybe August 1, 2024

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fuck

it is when someone is in deep shit

"jimmy did you revise for the math test?" said john
"we had one?" said jimmy
"fuck!" said jimmy

by yougongetit November 10, 2018

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Scotland Is Fucked

Something u say when you or you and your friends are screwed

Joe: Hey Brother wanna go see a movie this weekend
Brother: I would but I checked the tickets for the movie I saw and they ran out of tickets so to me it seems that…Scotland is fucked

by YuOfTheNight July 10, 2019

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fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.

"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

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