Fuck a furry day

On the 21st of July is fuck a furry day

guy 1: do you know what day it is?

guy 2: uhh thursday?

guy 1: its fuck a furry day!

by STUPID DUMB IDIOT >w< July 17, 2022

Fuck-hos intolerant

Someone who is indifferent towards the chance to have sexual relations with a slutty female

Jeremy had the chance to sleep with Jessica! Turns out he's fuck-hos intolerant

by Frailgift February 21, 2024

Fucking slumping

Being really horny so you masturbate while slumping

The other day I saw the swimsuit magazine so I started fucking slumping

by Wmamba25 March 5, 2017

fuck

The first word said when stepping on the bedside lamp plug which you forgot to plug in to the wall socket.

The word is usually followed by 'Bastard' or 'Cunt' or both, but others can be thrown into the mix to reduce the pain. And usually shouted for approx 15 minutes repeatedly whilst standing on one leg.

'Turns out light to get into bed and bedside lamp plug is laying on floor'

FUCK FUCK FUCK BASTARD CUNT FUCKING PLUG FUCKING CUNTING BOLLOCKING HEAP OF SHIT FUCK CUNT PLUG FUCK FUCK FUCK

by ib4uib January 1, 2022

Fuck the Owner Year

Every 5th year of a decade every discord user can harass the owner. This lasts the whole year and the owner cannot do anything about it.

It's finally struck Fuck the Owner Year, let's go harass the owner

by ASaneHuman December 28, 2022

Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that prime condition of fat burning metabolism shall not be disrupted by any outside influence!

Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?

by YAWA September 7, 2025

as fuck

constant, abundant and/or plentiful

“i look dumb as fuck right now”
as in: “i look really dumb right now”
this suggests that there is an abundant and plentiful amount of dumb being exuded

“i have a headache as fuck”
same as: “i have such a bad headache”
this could indicate that said headache is causing abundant and/or constant pain

by ag1203 May 15, 2024