no u

A real life reverse card.

Person 1: u gay.
Person 2: no u.
Person 1:k im gay now.

by e picc gaer December 16, 2018

no u

When you can't think of anything to say.

"Dude your mom is fat" "no u"

by zung May 24, 2019

no u

no u, a definition for all love story’s especially when ur lover calls u cute, just send a quick “no u” back then u should win :)

lover: ur sooo cute

you: no u :)

by Yeetygirly May 19, 2019

No u

The hard counter to "ur mom gay lol". As you say this, watch your opponent die an agonising death of pain as you smile.

Friend: Ur mom gay lol get rekt
Me: Smiles as my mouth opens*
Me: No u
Friend: Dies a horrible death as he realised that the hardest comeback has hit him.

by MasterAegis July 05, 2019

No u

a comeback when people say ur mom gay

Person 1:hey jimmy ur mom gay

Person 2: No u

by u noob April 27, 2019

No u

Boy if u don’t stfu ima-

person 1: Hey I hear u cheated on Sam

Person 2: no u

by Ye.haw November 13, 2019

no u

To reverse the blame and put it on the person who blamed you.

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2:no u

by SatisfiedSushi December 15, 2020