turtleh

Lacking in the genital region, a diminutive penis.

I saw Turtleh's penis and laughed so hard that I spat out my beer.

by m@mb@ November 10, 2003

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Turtley

a selfless act towards a situation or individual, generally under the influence of alcohol

you: Hey man, did you see that girl over there throw her drink in that guys face?

me: Yea I sure did that was not to turtley of her at all.

you: WTF did you just say?

by Juice? March 28, 2009

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A game that is best played while mildly constipated. To play, you must bend over in front of a person's face. With your anus muscles, push out just enough to reveal the end of a turd. The person behind you must say "peek a boo!" and push the turd back in with either their tongue or finger. Afterwards, it's their turn. The first person to either fart or accidentally drop the turd out of their anus, loses. If you quit due to anal pain, you also lose.

After we had a fulfilling meal, my wife and I decided to play Turdle Peek-a-Boo in the shower. I lost when I accidentally blew my wind on her face.

by DownFromTheSky27 October 15, 2014

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Turgle

To sneak up behind another in school ,or any establishment where people tend to wear some form of bag on their back, grab said bag and shake vigorously and screaming loudly...

I ninja'd my way up to Arthur and turgled him!

by Co B March 30, 2008

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