Turd

A term of ENDEARMENT often used by cute girls to get the attention of the most awesome people they know, often is a bad ass mofo. Turds are often imitated but never duplicated. sexy amazing ill the ish

"Damn Turd just found the cure to cancer, ended world hunger, and brought peace to the whole world!!!"

by Mrs. Lerman August 25, 2013

yassified yaseefa turd

A person who is secretly in the closet (it’s okay we all support u) but everyone knows bc they are super yassified. Not to mention, they are also the ultimate turdhead so we include the turd in it.

Yusuf is yassified yaseefa turd and he knows it.

by lanananananana October 1, 2023

Dick-Turd

When a discharge of Santorum

becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).

That guy’s a Dick-Turd

I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd

by Big Papi Jewlo August 8, 2022

Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.

I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.

by Hieronymous June 24, 2025

Turd Burgler

A child or infant who often sneaks in a Turd immediately after changing him or her into a fresh clean diaper...

I was so upset at my Turd Burgler baby for chucking a duck into his pamper right after I changed him.

by J4CKTR1PP3R October 3, 2020

Turd boosting

Bobbing fecal matter in and out of the sphincter with out breaking the seal of the rectum ( aka. Turd edgeing)

Calvin enjoys turd boosting while bitchin on the jobsite!

by WynnBros January 31, 2025

Sneaky Turd

turds that are disappointingly hard to see because they sneak out of sight below the water

damn I was trying to take a photo of my amazing shit but it turned out to be a sneaky turd

by itakephotosofmyshit January 31, 2021