Toe

I like putting toe in my mouth when im board

Me: Mum i can i put my toes in your mouth
Mum: *puts me in a van*
Me: Mum what are you doing
Mum: You will see
3 HOURS LATER
Mum: Welcome son to toe gang.
Hear we put toes in out mouths in war against boobie gang
Me: What? What the hell are you talking about? I just wanted your toes in my mouth you are crazy
Mum: My toes boy now you have a choice.
You can join us and for the first time in your life be part of something great or you can go back home go to school and live a normal average life your choice.
Me: Ok i choose toe gang im in
Mum: Good son now come with me you have lots to learn...

by ObamaGaming69SussyAmogus April 19, 2022

madi toe boob

The real 2nd coming fo christ.

I love Madi Toe Boob.

by pufferfish not pufferchris February 7, 2021

Tarantino toe tax

The price actresses must pay to be in a Tarantino film.

This comes from Quentin Tarantinos long documented foot obsession, where mostly actresses, and some actors have had extended scenes with their (usually dirty) bare feet are in the foreground of the shot.

Person 1: "I loved Margot Robbie in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood"

Person 2: "Yeah, but she sure had to pay the Tarantino toe tax"

by Fradornkledop May 26, 2025

toe

Big toe Pointer toe middle toe ring toe pinky toe

i hate toes
thats toeist to toes cus i have a toe

by Toe fetish September 7, 2021

Toes

A tool to occasionally test if furniture in your house is still hard

You put the toes in toast

by Loganduder_27 July 21, 2020

Toe in the hoof

Using your feet to pleasure a young lady floof

I really hope I get a “toe in the hoof’ tonight

by Megan’s toe December 31, 2018

Toes on 0

For ones toes to be on point

My friend commented on my Instagram today saying toes on 0

by Ben_dover December 23, 2019