Me: Mum i can i put my toes in your mouth
Mum: *puts me in a van*
Me: Mum what are you doing
Mum: You will see
3 HOURS LATER
Mum: Welcome son to toe gang.
Hear we put toes in out mouths in war against boobie gang
Me: What? What the hell are you talking about? I just wanted your toes in my mouth you are crazy
Mum: My toes boy now you have a choice.
You can join us and for the first time in your life be part of something great or you can go back home go to school and live a normal average life your choice.
Me: Ok i choose toe gang im in
Mum: Good son now come with me you have lots to learn...
Mum: *puts me in a van*
Me: Mum what are you doing
Mum: You will see
3 HOURS LATER
Mum: Welcome son to toe gang.
Hear we put toes in out mouths in war against boobie gang
Me: What? What the hell are you talking about? I just wanted your toes in my mouth you are crazy
Mum: My toes boy now you have a choice.
You can join us and for the first time in your life be part of something great or you can go back home go to school and live a normal average life your choice.
Me: Ok i choose toe gang im in
Mum: Good son now come with me you have lots to learn...
by ObamaGaming69SussyAmogus April 19, 2022
Get the Toemug. by pufferfish not pufferchris February 7, 2021
Get the madi toe boobmug. The price actresses must pay to be in a Tarantino film.
This comes from Quentin Tarantinos long documented foot obsession, where mostly actresses, and some actors have had extended scenes with their (usually dirty) bare feet are in the foreground of the shot.
This comes from Quentin Tarantinos long documented foot obsession, where mostly actresses, and some actors have had extended scenes with their (usually dirty) bare feet are in the foreground of the shot.
Person 1: "I loved Margot Robbie in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood"
Person 2: "Yeah, but she sure had to pay the Tarantino toe tax"
Person 2: "Yeah, but she sure had to pay the Tarantino toe tax"
by Fradornkledop May 26, 2025
Get the Tarantino toe taxmug. by Toe fetish September 7, 2021
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Get the Toe in the hoofmug. by Ben_dover December 23, 2019
Get the Toes on 0mug.