The Meat Eagle

A poop, particularly one that occurs after eating lots of meat

"I thought he was lost in my intestinal wilderness, but this morning the Meat Eagle has landed!"
"The Meat Eagle has landed!"

by RoyCoup November 27, 2012

truck meat

The act of giving/having sexin a motor vehicle...preferably a truck.

Jayson was excited to throw Katie the truck meat, in the parking lot, as he didn’t want to wait to take her home.

Justin didn’t know how to act when Sharra said she’d like him to give her the truck meat, right there and then.

by Jayson14 March 29, 2019

Dug meat

Dug meat is fine cuisine often served in small towns such as bonnyrigg and rosewell

Dug neat can also be served with a side of cold beans and a refreshing 50p isotonic to wash it down

Guy 1
"Oh look over there wee brain's oan the dug meat again"

by Not william 69 January 19, 2019

meat crown

when you cut your penis off with scrapbook scissors so it has a zig zag and looks like a paper crown

Yo did you hear about Jay’s accident?
No what happened?
He was making a scrapbook and accidentally chopped his dick off so he has a meat crown now!

by Dyson Grommley January 12, 2021

Meat Salad

A gaggle of hot men dressing a straight woman up in nothing but adoration, usually done in a bedroom or other similar setting.

"'Erik invited his guys from the firehouse over last night, and that was one DELICIOUS meat salad', said Emily."

by Luchiapet September 1, 2014

Breakfast Meat

Blowjobs in the morning that feel heavenly.

Yo, I woke up to Janice enjoying her breakfast meat, and man it was amazing!

by NoArmsSally March 21, 2016

meat chute

When a huge piece of penis aka meat is flung into a fleshy vagina

That girl looks like she’s got a meat chute that can handle this fleshy burrito

by Yummo14 May 5, 2018