Fake depression

Someone who wants to get attention by faking a serious illness named depression. Mostly does these things:

-Post sad bart with VHS with some suicide stuff text typed.
-Sad edits
-listen to emo music
-has a tiktok account with depression videos (black screen with sad quotes and some deep music)
-use these emojis often: 😭💔😣😓🔪
-says that they are going to kill themselves
-says that they're alone and never have any friends (why the fuck ur lying)
-cuts her skin with some sharp shit stuff on purpose
-rarely blames it on someone else
-mostly a 9-13 y/o girl
-have a bart pfp with hearts around them
-openly shows how depressed they are
-plays gacha or roblox

fake depressed 13 year old girl: omg im so sad i want to kill myself *cries*
Guy: shut the fuck up you stupid fake depressed bitch who only wants attention you stupid asshole, you are embarrasing yourself
Guy's friend: why is that bitch always so sad
Guy: that bitch has fake depression,

by lolWhichName September 16, 2022

Fake n' gay

A term that internet trolls commonly use to describe something as fake

"That jetpack ad was fake, and the jetpack is fake n' gay!"

by TheKardashiansShouldDie March 24, 2019

fake degree

A tertiary qualification that aims to teach things that one would probably be better off learning outside of a university.

Someone: Hey bro, I want to major in entrepreneurship.

Someone’s friend: That’s a fake degree bro, your professor drives a Fiat Multipla. Why don’t you just start a business instead?

by GEGEEZI July 19, 2024

Fake Plastic

when someone has a lot of makeup on or had a lot of plastic surgeries.

"Man, she's fake plastic. Even the thiccc booty is fake.

by whoKNEWws March 28, 2018

fake the snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing

"fake the snake, it makes people trust you "

by Kwaqling November 01, 2017

fake spag

Complete gay cunt,mongoloid dumb gay cuunnnt has a lesbian brother that suckles it boney nips and precums in hi spanties. >>>..__-.-.-._>-.->-.-. I said he is big gay hahaah in braille

FAKE SPAG IS HOME

by Invicta CUNNNNNT September 09, 2019

fake bitch story

a private snapchat story where you talk about people that you aren't friends with anymore and who did you grimey.

Im going to make a fake bitch story on snapchat and talk about people who did me wrong.

by yeahitsj February 24, 2020