born on the wrong side of the blanket

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.

She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024

side piece police

Someone who is always getting involved in another’s relationship and trying to report their misconduct

Stop acting like the side piece police their relationship is none of your business

by Juicy Joshua James August 7, 2022

sunny side up

To perform this you first must have a boner in a public place. Now if you feel the need to ejaculate but don't want to actually jerk off, just stick your dick under your belt and blow a load right in your belly button, thus the sunny side up

I saw someone so hot today I had to use the sunny side up in my pants. Dick cum belly button

by furgalish March 13, 2015

Royal Side

The side for the unexpected and the good

It’s mostly used as a hashtag #RoyalSide

Royal Side means a side for the unexpected and the good

by Royal Side June 25, 2018

East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.

The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair June 8, 2016

disney side

A guy who has to love Disney because his girlfriend does.

My girlfriend said I have a Disney side dude.

by Cnfndnjdjdndn December 19, 2016

putting on siding

When you masterbate so vigorously that you build callouses along the sides of your shaft.

Johnny's been in prison so long that all he can do is keep putting on siding.

by Re85sa October 26, 2022