Shit hemorrage

(verb) to have a "shit hemmorage" refers to the sudden loss of sphincter control due to response of sudden surprise, fear and/or excitement.

As in:
"Dude, when I saw that paper, I almost had a shit hemmorage!"

or

"That was soo cool! I swear I had a shit hemorrage!"

by JuXta-pose! August 24, 2006

shit-hound

Term of endearment for a favorite dog, generally one that has no obvious redeeming qualities ie: hunting, guard dog, etc.

Don't bother rinsing the dishes, just let the shit-hound lick them off.

by Darryl Stone December 27, 2007

shit food

Anything which is bought in a 24 hour store after 2a.m. to aid an all night study session.

Student1: I'm so screwed for this exam 2 moro.
Student2(driver):it'll be grand lets go to dunnes.
Student1(gullible):ok!!(with enthusiasm)

They go and buy shit food.
The end.

by Evelyn the magnificent! April 23, 2008

shit chicken

completely greasy messy chicken that u mostly get from morleys. u kno its unhealthy u kno itll giv u heart problems .u kno its shit
but ull be fucked if u stop eating it .

"shit man, got the fucking munchies"
"go morleys get some shit chicken,itll be peng"

by Jdawgthecool January 21, 2009

shit box

a brash description of one's asshole.

"damn honey, u really smashed my shit box this morning."

by VinDeisel May 8, 2009

Shit Whistle

Any type of low-quality, whistle tipped cigars; most notably of the Black and Mild variety. Often smoked by frat boys and teenagers in an attempt to look classy.

Person A: Dude, I'm bored and we've got no ganja.
Person B: Wanna go to Giant Eagle and pickup some shit whistles to look like douchebags?
Person A: Sure, why the hell not?

by Mighty Maxwell June 17, 2010

shit herpes

When your fecal matter itches and has cuts all over it. The shit often doesn't fit in in polite social circles.

I sure feel sorry for my shit. It had shit herpes.

by pollup January 11, 2008