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Tied to the same post

Tied to the same post is similar to saying we run in the same circle. It’s described as two or more people connected to a post and only being able to walk in the same circle as far as they can reach.
Yeah Arol and I know most of the same people, we’re tied to the same post.
by TwinkleStick September 9, 2018
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Post-mayonnaise white

White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.
She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.
by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018
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Funny Post

lol this is for when people search urban dictionary funny post
by Dicksmegee54634 May 30, 2018
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post-swat "seeing red"

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.
Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
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post nd dip

To go on someone elses account to post on there story, then log out.
Girl 1: wanna post nd dip on each other's accounts?
Girl 2: fashoo why not
by thewickertwinz July 17, 2019
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Post humorously

Sarcastically.

To use a word or phrase mockingly, emphasizing that the term is no longer cool.
Phil: “check out my hella dank swag”
Robert: “dude, you can’t be serious.”

Phil: “naw, I’m just saying it post humorously.”
by Linguistic Lasagna July 28, 2019
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Post me

The person tour talking to or dating basically wants you to lose all of your hoes
Babepost me”
Me: stop playing around
by Popeyessandwhich November 6, 2019
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