flying tire salesman

Ohio State highway patrolman

I told that flying tire salesman to take that ticket and shove it up his ass!

by READYRED April 19, 2021

What The Flying Turtles

''What the Fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

by dmqt July 6, 2022

tiny fly

The smallest squeak of a fart.

Was that a tiny fly sneakin' out?

by SeriousCat12345 November 23, 2013

Flying tiger

A flying tiger is where the girl is lying on the bed in the missionary position. The man then climbs up a six foot ladder to the top. He then jumps off the ladder as if he’s pouncing and roars like a tiger. Landing perfectly in the woman’s vagina.

I can’t believe you successfully used the flying tiger last night.

by USNorCal November 6, 2020

Flying musky

When two men play tug-o-war by using a musky lour. One man hooks his penis to one side of the loud while the other man his penis to the other side of the lour and they proceed to tug back and forth.

“Hey man, can’t play Dodgeball today. Still sore from the flying musky competition I won yesterday!”

by MN_Fisher March 29, 2024

Fly me in

Hook you up with someonor something

Yoooooo tell your girlfriend to fly me in with her friend and we can double date.

by Yat November 24, 2023

small fly in the ointment

A flaw or imperfection that detracts from something positive.

The only small fly in the ointment in an otherwise perfect wedding day was the fact that the bride tripped when walking down the aisle.

by Hgjw February 14, 2018