I'm depressed

"I'm depressed af bich"
by murder :D December 03, 2024
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I'm smelling poo

When you hear something and you know somethings not right - something "fishy" Instead, you say I'm smelling poo
I hear that Bradford claimed on a birth certificate that a boy was his, but the kid looks nothing like him and blood type is different. I'm smelling poo. I think his wife Shirley put him up to signing a fraudulent birth certificate to hide the real fathers identity out of spite for the true father
by poida August 12, 2021
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I'm fucking anonym bish

WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?
i think you are stupid af, let me go your nasty stalker, I'm fucking anonym bish
by Why the hell do u care? February 22, 2017
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I'm a Moose

I don't mind. Casual way of suggesting one's uncaring thoughts on a matter.
"Hey dude what do you wanna do later?"
"I don't know man, I'm a Moose."
by Higgs66 February 09, 2017
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I'm calling Sniper Rifle

Equivalent to calling BS, but when you're playing Flappy Bird and you deem your loss unfair because it didn't seem like the bird went anywhere near the pipe, rather into the pipe's invisible hit box. So it's as if someone unfairly shot your bird down with a sniper rifle.
Almost gonna beat my high score! :D 71, 72, 73,.........FUUUUCK!!! NO WAY DUDE, I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THAT SHIT. I'M CALLING SNIPER RIFLE, FUCK THIS GAME! *tosses phone across the room*
by Your Actual Mother February 06, 2014
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I'm Not Jamhal

Obviously. That should be obvious by now.
by Hym Iam August 04, 2024
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Quoted from ChatGPT, it means, "You only have a problem with me because I'm exposing you for your errors."
Boss: Your behavior is offensive.
Me: My behavior is trying to show you how poorly run your organization is. I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror.
by Reverend_Dude May 16, 2025
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